Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
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Lyrics from YMCA by Village People
Cuz I got no good joke for april fool....just gotta say...
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?